Ah shit, you found me. Hardly surprising given I’m parading myself on the internet like every other fucking creative on the planet.

Since you’re here…

I’m Mike, a creative copywriter based in London with dreams of one day being a smallholder living somewhere in rural England. That said, I’ve never grown a carrot, owned a pig, or clambered over an electric fence without electrocuting by nut sack. I’m a natural.

Anyway, thanks for stopping by.